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my predictions for Frozen 2

leiko-tomago leiko-tomago

something makes elsa upset and she can’t control her powers again
kristoff keeps trying to propose to anna but elsa’s problems keep getting in the way
a prince comes to arendelle and him and elsa fall in love. elsa’s problems go away
kristoff and anna get engaged
olaf gets a girlfriend with eyelashes and snow boobs
the end

Source: bltchgoranski

the-fault-in-our-wifi

clones-and-thrones clones-and-thrones

So Disney, since you’re gonna make Frozen 2… I just wanna remind you of a few things.

Same-sex marriage is now legal.
Almost everyone thinks Elsa is gay and wants her love interest to be female.
IDINA MENZEL WANTS THIS TOO!
You’re a company who has been actively supportive of the LGBTQ community for years, so NO BACKING DOWN NOW!

thecollegecollage

*chanting* LESBIAN DISNEY PRINCESS LESBIAN DISNEY PRINCESS

appl3sauce

LESBIAN DISNEY QUEEN
LESBIAN DISNEY QUEEN

Source: wildnoutinwildemount

fuglyselfie

tylenold

it’s not you’re* or your*. it’s all Mine. everything is Mine

Source: tylenold

sleepycreep

gabijonesmusic

i hate this

i haTE IT

sTOP

puppet-meme-pancakes

i love this

i loVE IT

sTOP

Source: tiralatele

theogsix

deair

ice skating is like walking in cursive

sanity-schmanity

What have you done

Source: deair

ivegetarian00

iswearimnotnaked iswearimnotnaked

why the h*ck am i so cold and why isn’t anyone snuggling me and why do grocery stores charge so much for a small amount of ice cream

lusassifer lusassifer

why did you censor the word h*ck

iswearimnotnaked iswearimnotnaked

because it’s a fucking bad word

jazminmoni

me: haha hey guys do u dare me to eat this whole thing of ice cream
them: no
me: *shaking my head and chuckling* i cant believe you guys are making me do this
them: we're not
me: *eating right out of the thing* this is so wild you guys you're so fucked up for making me do this

Source: standards123

theogsix

The reasons why women take so long in the shower

i-times-two

1. We have a lot of body parts that need shaving.
2. Conditioner needs time to soak in.
3. We use the warm water to heat up our ice-cold hearts.
4. Karaoke.

Source: i-times-two

ivegetarian00

Season 1 of Adventure Time: ah shUCKS, Ice King is capturing princesses AGaIn??? Better go punch him to justice!!! hahaha this is mATH!! *fart joke*
Season 6 of Adventure Time: If just being born is the greatest act of creation, then... what are you supposed to do after that? Isn't everything that comes next sort of a disappointment? Slowly entropying until we deflate into a pile of mush?

Source: moss-pillows

ivegetarian00

refreshes

teacher: why haven’t you done your homework
me: remember when you had a life and stopped making bitchy comments about mine ?

Source: refreshes

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